- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to grow more genitals.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

the power to turn food into shit

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to time travel to the present

The power to see through glass walls.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Pointless Super Powers