- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to morph into yourself

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to murder rocks.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to make everything worse

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of women's rights.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Pointless Super Powers