The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to like this post

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The power to pee any color

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the power of the succulent game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!