The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!