the power to smell like ham

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!