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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!