- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The ability to jump

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

the power to die

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

the power to fail at life

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

Pointless Super Powers