the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power of learning

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!