The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the power to do nothing

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!