Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to create another human

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power to hovertate

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!