the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make everything worse

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!