- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the power to hovertate

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

the power to become demented

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

ability to run very fast forever

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power of 12% levetation

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers