The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to die

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!