The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to create another human

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!