- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power of women's rights.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the power to turn food into shit

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Pointless Super Powers