The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to control nothing

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!