The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!