The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the power to become demented

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!