The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to die at will

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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power to age faster

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!