The power to poo.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!