The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to shit for 5 days

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to waste money

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!