The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to like any show

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!