The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the ability to talk to humans

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power of love

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!