- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the past.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the ability to look into your brain

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

Pointless Super Powers