The ability to smell colors

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to be missed when present.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!