The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!