The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to jump

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to be raped.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!