The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to write on cellophane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!