the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to control mealworms

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to die

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!