The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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power to age faster

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!