The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to waste money

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!