The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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Justin Bieber

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The power to sweeten sugar

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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boo

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to waste money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!