- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to smell people's moods

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!