- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to burn the sun.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The ability to control dairy products

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to turn food into shit

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to have a unique fart smell

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

Pointless Super Powers