- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to morph into yourself

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to murder rocks.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Pointless Super Powers