- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a unique fart smell

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to time travel to the present

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to chew with your tongue

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

make youself dumb

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Feeling people's depression.

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to lick anything except pussy.

Pointless Super Powers