The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power of learning

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to see stuff

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!