- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to give the wrong directions

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to turn food into shit

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers