- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to smell colors

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

Pointless Super Powers