- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to control mealworms

The ability to sweat poop.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power of love

The ability to go to hell.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

power to age faster

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

Pointless Super Powers