The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to be powerless

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!