The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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boo

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!