The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!