The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!