the power to have another pointless superpower

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to drown on land.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to not finish your

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!