The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power think five times slower.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!