- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to run Crysis.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The ability to die on command.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

Pointless Super Powers