The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to read this.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!