The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to like any show

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to die

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!