- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only one language

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to have any power on this site.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the ability to talk to humans

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the ability to look into your brain

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to control mealworms

he power to make mistakes

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to smell through your arse.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

Pointless Super Powers